Okay, so this just in: don’t do anything to ruffle Keith Richards’ feathers, otherwise he might just pull a knife on you. You’re not surprised? Keith Richards recently revealed, as quoted on NDTV Music, that he illegally carries a dangerous knife with him for self defense. He has long been known to carry around a ratchet knife with a six inch blade, he apparently tucked in his pants. The knife has been a constant companion to Richards ever since he learned to use it on a previous trip to Jamaica.
Richards was quoted on the website as saying, “The actual cut doesn’t hurt. All the blood comes down, and then you kick the f**ker in the balls. It’s a very efficient way of dealing with problems. I learned it in Jamaica. I’ve always carried one.” Surprise, surprise…Keith Richards is breaking the law. Richards has most definitely had his own run ins with the law in the past. Richards has not yet been confronted by British authorities, but of course now they know Richards does in fact carry a weapon illegally. So get your own pair of Rolling Stones tickets and watch yourself at the next Rolling Stones concert.
Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008
