The Rolling Stones are reviving those who are near the brink of death. Their heavy rock ‘n roll tunes recently brought a man in a coma back to life. The man’s wife plugged headphones onto his ears and promptly blasted “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction.” The man opened his eyes and was thus welcomed back into the world of living, by those who more often than not look like they are on the brink of death….have you seen Keith Richards? But seriously, this is great news for everyone who is in a coma. Don’t walk towards the light, watch, Shine a Light and you might have another chance at life.
Of course you might also ruin your eardrums. But one thing is for certain, the medical world has something to add to their list of known cures: the music of the Rolling Stones. Mick, Keith, Ron and Charlie are more than just renowned musicians, they are mystical angels of life, breathing rock music to all those who are quite literally on the brink of death. Okay maybe that is an exaggeration, but if you are up and walking around, make sure to get your own pair of Rolling Stones tickets from Stubhub.com.
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